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that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.
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(noun) Psychology. Paracosm is an extremely rare word defining the imaginary world constructed in one’s mind, specifically by children. It is an infinite fantasy, anything can exist from animals to aliens and entities foreign to outsiders. Anything is possible in this fantasy milieu, one has their own language, experience, geography and history. Parcosm is usually developed as a result of high creativity, problem-solving, and others theorize: high intelligence. (via wordsnquotes)
Aggressive. Probably on steroids. Only knows how to demand things with no regards to anyone else.
A rock. No, literally, they probably haven't moved in a year. Have never been known to change their minds. Also, food.
An ADHD weirdo who probably doesn't know how to shut up. Change their minds as fast as they change subjects. Probably have some kind of personality disorder.
Your mom. It doesn't matter if they actually gave birth to you they will still act as if they did. Passive-aggressiveness galore.
Thinks they're the center of the universe. Secretly thinks they're above everyone. Will cry if they're not in the spotlight.
Health-obsessed weirdo who spents 99% of the day cleaning. They were probably born with grey hair. Also, your mother but way more nagging and less likable.
Can't make a decision not even at gunpoint. Shallow as a kiddie pool. Would rather die than be alone.
Everyone is scared of them. Unhealthy interest on the occult. Most likely to be suspected of murder.
A clown. Unless, they're shy then they're useless. Also, lazy as hell.
Work. Work. Work. Their ambition will crush you. Look like the poster child for normal but actually quite creepy.
Crazy and weird. So comfortable with their weirdness they think they're the only ones who are so. Probably have some kind of God complex.
Have no idea what the word 'practical' means. Would probably end up living on the streets if left to their own devices.
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Holy crap that hair is magical
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whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”